囧记单词：老爸带孩子就是disaster
illiterate n. 文盲；adj. 不识字的，没受教育的
eg: We call this story an Illiterate Tragedy.
这个故事叫做《一个文盲的悲哀》。
本文共有10页内容，不要忘记翻页哦。
disaster n. 灾难，灾祸；天灾
eg: If you let the father take care of the baby, it will lead to disaster most of the time.
大部分情况下，让当爹的去带孩子就是一场彻头彻尾的杯具...
instruction n. 命令；教学；教训
eg: If you don't understand the instruction, give it to your mother. She knows how to do it.
如果你看不懂这些指示，丢给你的母亲大人吧。她知道该咋办。
innocent a. 清白的，幼稚的，无辜的
eg: Referee! I swear to David Stein that I'm innocent!!
裁判大人！我向毛主席保证我是无辜的！
bloodline n. 血统，血族
eg: Even appearances can be deceptive, bloodlines will tell the truth.
就算外表可以伪装，血统仍能揭露真相。
mean adj. 平均的；下贱的；卑鄙的；n. 平均值；中间；方法，手段
eg: The guy who made this list is so mean!
哪个缺德鬼列的这个单子！
bounce vi. 反弹，弹起；跳起
eg: He bounced back up from the floor to check for strangers outside of the door.
他蹦起来从门镜里看是谁在门外。
gang n. 一帮，一伙
eg: The boss of the gang brings his fellas with him everywhere he goes.
出来混，到哪儿都得带着一帮手下！
companionship n. 友谊，陪侣关系，交情
eg: Behind every kiss-ass ultraman, there is always a little monster getting his ass kicked. That's companionship.
每只拉风的奥特曼背后都有一只默默挨打的小怪兽。这也是一种交情啊！
jigsaw n. 拼图游戏，线锯；vt.用线锯锯，使互相交错搭接
eg: Have you finished the jigsaw puzzle about love in your life yet?
你拼好你生命中关于挚爱的那个拼图了吗？
