双语笑话 第162期:换个工作

The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement. Do not deny it. What you.need is plenty of outdoor exercise. Walk, Walk."

医生看了看病人的舌头，号了号脉。 敲了敲他地胸部，说道：“还是老问题，朋友， 运动量太小，不要否认这个事实。你需要大量的户外运动。 走路。 走路。 ”

"But, doctor..."

“不过，医生……”

"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."

“不要同我争辩，我是医生。遵照我的嘱咐，走10倍于你现在所走的路，这是治愈你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”

"But my business..."

“然而我的工作是……”

"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"

“这正是问题所在。你的工作！好吧，换一个工作。 这样一来，你就有机会多走动了。 你是干什么的？”

"I'm a letter-carrier."

“我是一名邮递员。 ”