双语笑话 第481期: 晚起的虫虫被鸟吃

I've been up since 6! I made porridge and took a nice long speed walk!

我六点就起来了，不但做了粥喝，还走了一段又好，又长，又有速度的路

The dueling at dawn was invented by a morning person

选择在拂晓时分决斗是由喜欢早起的人发明的