英语短笑话:脑移植

A Brain Transplant
　　The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.
　　The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
　　The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.脑移植
　　一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。
　　你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人，一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。
　　病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，政治家的大脑好一些吗？他问。
　　医生说：不是好一些，只是没有用过。
　　NOTE:
　　transplant v. 移植, 移种, 移民, 迁移 n. 移植, 被移植物, 移居者