二年级英语笑话

下面是本站小编整理的二年级英语笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

　　二年级英语笑话：

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?

弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架?

妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

　　二年级英语笑话：

有个人不小心撞了一个外国人。

他：I'm sorry

外:I'm sorry ,too.

他:I'm sorry ,three

外:What are you sorry for ?

他:I'm sorry ,five.

相当简单~

　　二年级英语笑话：Three Turtles 三只乌龟

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”

Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

　　二年级英语笑话：Tell a lie

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?”

维克多：“我要那只最大的。”

妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”

维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”

　　二年级英语笑话：I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论

GerAld, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

It's round, answered Gerald.

How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

杰拉尔德，老师问：地球是什么形状?

是圆形的，杰拉尔德回答道。

你怎么知道是圆的?老师又问。

好吧，那它是方的，学生回答说：我可不想与你争论这件事情。

　　二年级英语笑话：Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?

汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?

汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了

　　二年级英语笑话：Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

小约翰尼站了起来。

“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

　　二年级英语笑话：Lost Purse 丢失的钱包

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”

“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”