关于春节的英语笑话

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　　关于春节的英语笑话：

01.:how long will the next bus be?

b:it's about 45 feet.

这是玩得文字游戏。用中文就没劲了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?

b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

怎么样啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在吗?

omer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.

customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.

or: your cough sounds much better today.

patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.

你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了

病人： 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。

　　关于春节的英语笑话 company's mission to eat nian fan

this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

翻译：

在公司吃团年饭

今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时，经理酒醉，入厕呕吐，恰逢一男职员正小解，经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒?男闻声急停，不料憋出个屁来，经理大怒：妈的!谁又开了一瓶?

　　关于春节的英语笑话：

New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "

新年决心书为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣，我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后，一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟，便抽身走开了。她越过两位老师闯了进来，大发雷霆道：“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来-而我的是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了，看她气势汹汹的样子，我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书，飞快浏览了几叠纸之后，我打开了她的那一份，上面写着：我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。

　　关于春节的英语笑话：

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?" she asked.

一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它：“你在那里做什么?”

The rabbit replied,"This is a Westinghouse,isn't it?"

兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司)

The lady confirmed,"Yes."

女士确认道：“没错.”

"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

兔子说：“那就对了,我就是要往西边去.”

　　关于春节的英语笑话：

Rabbit:Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?

Doctor: rabbit ever came back for another.

医生：当然咯,凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的.

　　关于春节的英语笑话：

Baby Rabbit:Mommy,where did I come from?

兔宝宝：妈咪,我是从哪儿来的呢?

Mother Rabbit:I'll tell you when you're older.

兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你.

Baby Rabbit:Oh,Mommy,please,tell me now.

兔宝宝：噢妈咪,现在就告诉我吧,求您了.

Mother Rabbit:If you must know,you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道,那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的.