外国最新风趣笑话三则

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　外国最新风趣笑话：赚钱

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

一个年轻人向一位老富翁请教如何赚钱。

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said，"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and，at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month，by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1 .37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars.”

这个老人指着自己那破旧的羊毛马甲说:“看，孩子，这是1932年的。在经济大萧条时期，我穷困到只剩一个硬币了。我用它买了一个苹果，并用一天的时间把这个苹果擦亮，到了晚上，我把这个苹果卖掉了，得到了10美分。第二天，我用这10美分买了两个苹果，又用了一天的时间把它们擦亮，晚上5点多的时候，我把苹果卖20美分。这样干了一个月之后，我幸运的积累到了1. 37美元。然后，我妻子的父亲去世了，留给了我们200万美元的遗产。”

外国最新风趣笑话：收考卷

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously，although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.

一天，一个学生正在参加一个非常难的论文考试。考试结束了，教授让所有的学生放下铅笔，把他们的试卷交上来。但是他仍旧在不停地写。无论教授怎么警告他，甚至说如果不马上停笔的话就取消他的考试资格。这个学生仍旧在不停地答卷。十分钟后他写完了，但是教授拒绝收他的试卷。

The student asked, "Do you know who l am?"

这个学生问:“你知道我是谁吗?”

The professor said，"No and I don’t care.

教授严肃地回答说:“不，我也不想知道你是谁。”学生继续追问说:“你真的不知道我是谁?”

The student asked again，"Are you sure you don't know who I am?"

教授说不知道。

The professor again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle，then threw the papers in the air.

然后，这个学生走到那堆试卷前，把他的试卷塞到了那堆试卷的中间，然后把它们全抛向了空中。

"Good.” the student said, and walked out. He passed

“太好了。”学生说完就离开了。他考试通过了。

外国最新风趣笑话：疯人院

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”

一天深夜，在疯人院里一个患者大喊:“我是拿破仑。”

Another one said, "How do you know?"

另一个病人说:“你是怎么知道的?”

The first inmate said, "God told me!”

“是上帝告诉我的。”

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not !”

这时隔壁的一个声音说:“我可没有告诉他!”