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简单的笑话英语对话

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  简单的英语笑话对话篇一

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

路人甲对路人乙说,"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?"

路人乙说:"我猜对了,你能给我一个不?"

路人甲说:"你要猜对了,我两个全部给你!"

  简单的英语笑话对话篇二

Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

Tom: Every month.

爸爸:告诉我汤姆,哪个月有28天呢?

汤姆:每个月都有啊!

  简单的英语笑话对话篇三

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

史密斯小姐发现她的一名学生在操场上向别人做鬼脸,便去轻责他。

这位主日学校的老师甜甜地微笑着,说:"博比,我小的时候,有人告诉我如果我做鬼脸,我的脸就会僵硬,永远都那么丑。"

博比抬头看了看老师,说:"史密斯小姐,你可别说没人警告过你啊。

  简单的英语笑话对话篇四

Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

男孩:这个座位是空的么?

女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。


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