七年级英语小笑话故事
笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。下面是本站小编精心收集的七年级英语小笑话故事，希望大家喜欢!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen thedashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedAl!" he cried out.
一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”
七年级英语小笑话故事篇二A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."
“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”
七年级英语小笑话故事篇三Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。
"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
“为什么领班会开除你?”朋友诧异地问。
"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."
“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”
"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走?”
"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”
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