超短英语小笑话容易背的
“笑话诗”是白话诗的重要分支,溯其源乃在两汉时期,至唐汇流成河,历经千年直至现当代诗歌。下面是本站小编带来的超短英语小笑话容易背的，欢迎阅读!
Wouldnt You Know
I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospitAl's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly man who studied intently and then said, "Boy."
Without another word, he got off at his floor. I was about to tell my wife how strange I thought he was acting when suddenly I realized she was wearing a T-shirt sporting the "Guess?" logo.
Notes:
(1) accompany v.伴随;陪伴
(2) pregnant adj.怀孕的
(3) appropriate adj.适当的
(4) intently adv.专心地
(5) T-shirt n.T恤衫
(6) logo n.标语
Exercises:
根据短文判断下列问题正(T)、误(F)：
① The wife had been pregnant for six months.
② The man accompanied his wife to the hospital for a checkup.
③ The only other passenger was an elderly woman.
④ The elderly person had a brief look at the pregnant woman and said it was a boy.
⑤ The elderly person made a guess because she was wearing a T shirt with the "Guess ?" loge.
46.你不要知道吗
我陪伴怀孕八个月的妻子去月查。我们上了医院的电梯去某个楼层。唯一的另外乘客是一位上了年纪的男子。他专注地看着我妻子，然后说：“男孩。”
直到他到了自己的楼层，他再没说话。我刚要告诉我妻子那个男子是多么奇怪，这时我突然意识到她穿着一件T恤运动衫，上面写着“猜猜看?”标语。
练习参考答案：
①F②T③F④F⑤T
超短英语小笑话容易背的阅读The Very Last Birthday
When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested, but finally they agreed to go along with my wish. So when the doorbell rang on the morning of my birthday, I was surprised to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant. Suddenly, without a word, she rushed back to the truck and , with a sad look, turned once to glance at me. Puzzled, I read the card attached to the plant: "To Mom-with lots of love-on your very last birthday.
Notes:
(1) approach v. 接近 (4) florist n.花商;经营花卉业者
(2) protest v.反对 (5) glance at瞥视;匆匆一看
(3) go along with 同意 (6) attach v.附上;系上
Exercises:
根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、误(F)：
① The mother was more than 50 when she decided that she no longer wanted to celebrate her birthday.
② She still hoped that her children could send her gifts.
③ The mother was very glad to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant.
④ The florist felt sad because she thought that the woman was going to die.
⑤ The florist mistook the meaning of the words on the card.
47.最后的生日
接近五十岁的时候，我对我的三个成年孩子宣布说我不再想庆祝我的生日，并说他们可以给我打电话，不要再送礼物。开始他们反对，但终于他们同意随我愿。所以我生日那天早上门铃响的时候，我惊奇地发现花店营业员送来一束又大又美的鲜花。突然她一声不响地跑回到车上，并回过头来悲哀地看了我一眼。我感到纳闷，我看了一下花上的卡片，上面写着：“献给妈妈----无尽的爱----在您最后的生日里。”
练习参考答案：
①F②F③F④T⑤T
超短英语小笑话容易背的学习Good Thing He Has You
While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her for a teacher, he wouldn't be able to concentrate. " Then she paused and added, "Good thing he has you. "
Notes:
(1) remark v. 谈起
(2) concentrate v. 集中注意力于;专心于
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① The teacher was talking to a parent o one a parent of one of her ______students.
A. first-grade
B. second-grade
C. third-grade
D. fourth-grade
② What happened when they were talking?
A. The student came in.
B. The headmaster asked the teacher to go to his office.
C. The bell rang for a break .
D. Another woman teacher came by.
③ What did the mother think of the woman passing by?
A. She thought that the woman was ugly .
B. She thought that the woman was too noisy.
C. She thought that the woman taught badly.
D. She thought that the woman was very pretty.
④ Why wouldn't the mother like the pretty woman to teach her son?
A. Although she wag pretty, she was not competent for her job.
B. The students would be attracted by her beauty instead of her teaching.
C. The students didn't like a pretty woman to teach them.
D. The pretty woman was not so kind to her students.
⑤ The mother' s words "good thing he has you" implies that_____ .
A. the teacher was not pretty
B. the teacher was too kind
C. the teacher was very good at her teaching
D. the mother liked the teacher very much
48.有你教他真好
在我和一位三年级学生的母亲交谈时，另一位老师从旁边走过。那位母亲评论说那女教师真美，她说：“如果由她教我儿子的话，他一定不能认真听课的。”她停顿了一下，又加了一句：“有你教他真好。”
练习参考答案：
①C②D③D④B⑤A
