外国趣味笑话
在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面本站小编为大家带来外国趣味笑话三则阅读，希望大家喜欢!
外国趣味笑话：师生间的对话
TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?
老师:在哪些国家发现了大象?
STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animAls，and are seldom lost.
学生:老师，大象是一种巨型的并且是一种充满智慧的动物，因此，它是不会迷路的。
TEACHER: A noun is the name of a person or a thing. Who can give me a noun?
老师:名词是一个人的名字或是一件事。谁能给我举个例子?
STUDENT: A cow.
学生:母牛。
TEACHER: Very good. Another noun?
老师:很好。你能再举个例子吗。
STUDENT: Another cow.
学生:另外一头母牛。
TEACHER: Jim, what are the three words which some of you use most often in class?
老师:吉姆，你经常在课堂上说的三个字是什么?
STUDENT; I don’t know.
学生:不知道。
TEAL HER: Correct.
老师:答对了。
外国趣味笑话：预言
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.
邻家的男子每次向罗宾逊家走来的时候，罗宾逊就知道他一定是又要来借什么东西了。
"He won't get away with it this time,” muttered Robinson to his wife.
“这次他别想把这个借走。”罗宾逊朝他的妻子小声嘟嚷到。
"Er, I wonder if you’d be using your power一saw this morning,“the neighbor began.
“嗯，我不知道你今天早上用不用这把电动锯?”邻居又开始周旋了。
"oh, I’m terribly sorry," said Robinson with a smug look，"but the fact of the matter is , I' 11 be using it all day.”
“噢，真是太抱歉了，”罗宾逊看卜去很得意地说，“事实上是我要用上一整天。”
"In that case，”said the neighbor,“you won' t be using your golf clubs，mind if I borrow them?"
“如果那样的话，”邻居说:“你一定不会用你的高尔夫球杆了，你不介意把它借给我吧?”
外国趣味笑话：最乐观的人
William may well be called the champion optimist. He was sitting on the roof of his house during a flood, watching the water flow fast，when the neighbor who owned a boat rowed across to him.
威廉姆可以称得上是最乐观的人了。在洪水泛滥的时候他坐在自家的房顶上，看着湍急的洪水不断泛滥。他的邻居坐在船上划向他。
"Hi，William!"said the man.
“晦，威廉姆!”划船的男人招呼他。
"Hi, Jack!" replied William, brightly.
“晦，杰克!”威廉姆愉快地回应他。
"All your fowls washed away this morning?"
“你家里的家畜今天早上都被洪水冲走了吗?”
"Yes，but it doesn't matter, you know the ducks can swim.”
“是的，不过这不要紧的，你知道，鸭子是会游泳的!”
"Orange trees gone, too?"
“橘子树也被冲走了吗?”
"Yes，but everybody said the crop would be failure anyhow.”
“是的，但是大家都说庄稼总有不行的那一天。”
"I see the river's reached above your windows, William.”
“威廉姆，我看见洪水都淹没你的窗户了。”
"That' s all right，Jack，"was the reply. "The windows needed washing.”
“那太好了，杰克。”威廉姆答道，“窗子正需要清洗呢!”
