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![开心一笑:热情好客的小男孩]()
SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
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![开心一笑:那个"甜嘴"老公的真相]()
Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀请到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，也是请客的主人......
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![开心一笑:法国和比基尼]()
Theswimsuitposed（提出，摆姿势）ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
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![开心一笑:一公司的奸商]()
Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男......
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![开心一笑:没问题 No Problem]()
NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
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![开心一笑: Talking clock 会说话的钟]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（锣）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![开心一笑:不要让我改变饮食]()
不要让我改变饮食，有一次我吃了一个胡萝卜，但没有发生任何变化。......
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![开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"医生，救命！请您快点......
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![开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man]()
AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为......
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![开心一笑:越狱]()
我们就要自由了，伙计们，加把劲。我已经感觉到第一滴雨水的滋润了！......
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![开心一笑: 儿子的大脑袋 Big Head]()
"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
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![开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water]()
Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师：水的分子式是什么？Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师：你在说什么？Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶：昨天你不是说HtoO吗？......
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![开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money]()
Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
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![开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅]()
OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......
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![开心一笑:买猫保险的原因]()
你的主人们把你当宠物养是为了减少压力，如果你不能为主人减少压力，那么你会被控告玩忽职守，这就是你为什么要买猫保险的原因。......
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![开心一笑:游戏狂人]()
妈妈:今天天气真好，孩子，我希望你能出去玩玩。......
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![开心一笑:错献殷勤 Not Funny]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚会上，一位腼腆的年轻人一直在冥思苦想对女主人说一些好听的话。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
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![开心一笑:你爸爸帮你做作业了吗?]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶......
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![开心一笑:倾听的重要]()
Woman:男人从不愿听女人的话，医生，我丈夫连我说的一个字都不愿意听，我只能自言自语。Woman：如果他知道我一个小时付给别人100块只为了让别人听我说话，他就会马上明白过来了。......
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![开心一笑:把钥匙给我...]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![开心一笑:误解的悲剧]()
lookout是“当心”的意思，而不是“看外面”，悲剧......
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![开心一笑:两天VS三周(让人无语啊)]()
参考译文：我不喜欢批评人。但我们刚请了你2天，你却已经落下3个星期的工作了?......
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![开心一笑:多吃些鱼]()
你的医生说的是“多吃些鱼”还是“要总吃鱼”？......
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![开心一笑:婚姻就是这么一回事]()
ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
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![开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby]()
Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
