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![开心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat]()
ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowat......
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![开心一笑:这就叫"重听"]()
Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一个人对另一个人说：“这天......
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![开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说......
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![开心一笑:倔强的路]()
我总是不能劝说我走的路免受罚款。你来试试。......
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![开心一笑:你爸爸帮你做作业了吗?]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶......
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![开心一笑:痴心电脑狂]()
Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun：Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气！太阳：来外面透透气吧，克里斯!克里斯:决不！(关上窗户，继续玩电脑)......
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![开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎]()
Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
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![开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!机遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，联系我，给我发邮件和发传真，还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直在期待它来敲门!......
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![开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"医生，救命！请您快点......
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![开心一笑:金发美女的愿望]()
请赐予我……智商，逻辑，还有开车技术……砰！！......
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![开心一笑:不能回答的问题]()
Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
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![开心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作为一个备受瞩......
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![开心一笑:我的爸爸更加强壮!]()
WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威尔说：“喏，你知道太平洋吗？就......
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![开心一笑:迷上wifi的小鸟]()
He'sgotwifi.他连上wifi了……......
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![开心一笑:热情好客的小男孩]()
SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
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![开心一笑:宅女的生活]()
宅女的生活:上班时想睡觉，睡觉时想上班。......
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![开心一笑:师生问答之我爱炸鸡]()
Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的......
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![开心一笑:坚持不懈是一种美德]()
Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafacultymember.Onedayinacrowdedelevator,someoneremarkedonitsinefficiency.Isaidtheelevatorshadnotchangedinthe......
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![意语美文：何以解忧 唯有一笑]()
一笑解千愁。不管有什么事，都别忘了笑一笑。一切都会越来越好~Voglioridere,voglioridereacrepapelle,finoasentirelostomacofarmimaleelelacrimeriempirmigliocchi.Voglioridere,voglioriderecomesenonloavessimaifat......
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![开心一笑:游戏狂人]()
妈妈:今天天气真好，孩子，我希望你能出去玩玩。......
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![开心一笑:对胖子好一点]()
对胖子好一点，因为有一天他们可能会救你的命。......
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![开心一笑：吝啬鬼的聚会]()
TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![开心一笑:你的未来靠的是你的梦想]()
"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未来靠的是你的梦想”，所以做梦去吧......
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![开心一笑:如何判断你是否有脚臭]()
如何判断你是否有脚臭......
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![开心一笑:你是怎么引起洪水的?]()
AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。律师说：“我到这里是因为我......
