关于一笑的英语赏析

Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?"一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮......

医生让我先生每天要做双倍的运动，所以他现在用两只手换电视频道。......

WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有......

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说......

NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......

Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约翰：这是怎么回事呢？杰克：因为音乐课使我......

Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个......

Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......

就我看来，不道德的道德规范比没有道德规范要好。......

每日一句口语：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.——被轻蔑的时候能平静的一笑，这是一种自信。【知识点讲解】disdainevt.鄙视；不屑于做，不愿意做例句：Janetlookedathimwithdisdain.珍......

AnArmybratwasboastingabouthisfathertoaNavybrat."Mydadisanengineer.Hecandoeverything.DoyouknowtheAlps?""Yes,"saidtheNavybrat."Mydadhasbuiltthem."Thenthenavalkidspoke:"AnddoyouknowtheDeadSea?""......

Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男......

ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......

ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......

AtouristwasvisitingNewMexicoandwasamazedatthedinosaurboneslyingabout."Howoldarethesebones?"thetouristaskedanelderlyNativeAmerican,whoservedasaguide."Exactlyonehundredmillionandthreeyearsold."Howcanyou......

Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的......

按任意"键"继续。......

WhyIsHeHowling.他为什么喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！......

Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天，一只猫妈妈领着4只小猫在路上走，却遇到了一只大狗。小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团，这时猫妈妈吼出了一......

Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......

HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......

Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......

Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的？”“墓地守墓人。”......

每当你发脾气的时候，你的体温就会上什，空调就要加大功率工作，能源费用上涨，利润下降，最终你的股票贬值。......

我本来是准备早起去跑步的，但是我的脚趾头投票反对我，投票结果是10:1。......