趣味英语短故事三则

“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面本站小编为大家带来趣味英语短故事三则，欢迎大家阅读!

　趣味英语短故事：诊疗时间

It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "What is it?"

"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.

"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.

"I know," groaned the man, "but that confounded(困惑的) dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three."

下午三点半钟时，医生刚刚躺下想小睡一会儿，就听到有人大声敲门。他起身问门口的人：“什么事呀?”

门口那个人痛苦地说：“我被狗咬了。”

医生很不高兴地说：“哦，你不知道我诊病的时间是12点到3点吗?”

那个人呻吟着说：“我知道，可是那只该死的狗不知道。它在3点20分咬了我。”

　　趣味英语短故事：一个小男孩的年龄

One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.

A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the visitor, the minister cordially(诚挚地) asked the boy, "How old are you, my little man?"

"I am five at home, six in school, and four on the cars," replied the boy frankly.

有一天，一位牧师去访问他的新教区里的一户人家。

一个小男孩正在客厅里玩。在他母亲下楼来招待客人之前，牧师很亲切地问他：“小家伙，你几岁啦?”

男孩很坦率地回答说：“在家里5岁，在学校里6岁，在电车上是4岁。”

　趣味英语短故事：我会改一个名字

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled(惊骇的), "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"

"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "

"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"

埃迪十六岁了，他决定离开家去参加一个剧团。他的爸爸气坏了。 “让我的儿子上舞台演戏?真丢脸!”他大叫道，“邻居们知道了怎么想?”

“我会改一个名字。”这位未来的滑稽演员主动提出。

“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫着，“那如果你出了名怎么办?怎么让邻居们知道你就是我的儿子呢?”