轻松英语趣味短故事三则

“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面本站小编为大家带来轻松英语趣味短故事三则，欢迎大家阅读!

　　轻松英语趣味短故事：欣然回应

A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination.

As he couldn't answer some questions, he complained and wrote the complaint on the examination paper as a message. It read: "God only knows the answers to these questions, Merry Christmas."

When his professor found the message, he returned the paper to the student with a cheerful note as a response. It read: "God gets an A; you get an F. Happy New Year."

一个大学生在参加圣诞前的一次考试。

有几个问题他不会回答， 就大发牢骚，还把他的牢骚话写在试卷上作为附笔：“只有上帝知道这些问题的答案。圣诞快乐。”

他的教授看到了这句话，就把试卷发回给他，并附上一个欣然的回答：“上帝得了个‘优’，你得了个‘差’。新年快乐。”

轻松英语趣味短故事：该怪谁

A woman was hit by a man in a junction(交叉点). The man said she was to blame. The woman protested that it wasn't her fault.

But a witness said, "You certainly were to blame." The woman said disapprovingly, "It was this man who hit me. Why do you say so?" The witness said, "Because his father is mayor and I'm engaged to his sister." "It's unfair!" said the woman angrily.

一个女人在一个交叉路口被一个男人撞了。男人说该怪她，女人说不说她的错。

可是有个目击者说：“当然要怪你。”女人不满地说：“是这个人撞了我，你怎么这么说呢?”目击者说：“因为他的父亲是市长，我又和他的妹妹订了婚。”女人很气愤地说：“这不公平。”

　轻松英语趣味短故事：闯世界

A bright boy left his family, going to new York to seek his fortune. None of his family seemed to doubt that he would gain success and wealth.

Several months passed without a word from him. One cold winter afternoon his father received a note from him at last. It was scribbled(潦草地书写) in pencil on a small piece of oldwrapping paper.

He wrote: "Pa, now I'm under the old bridge. Meet me tomorrow night and bring with you a blanket or a suit of clothes."

一个生机勃勃的少年离开家人，到纽约去闯世界。他的家人好像都很相信他会成功，获得财富。

几个月过去了，他却杳无音讯。一个严冬的下午他的父亲终于收到了他写的一个便条，是用铅笔潦草地写在一小片旧的包装纸上的。

他写的是：“爸爸，我现在就在那座旧桥下面，明天晚上来接我吧。要带一条毛毯或一套衣服来。”