轻松英语趣味短故事

“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面本站小编为大家带来轻松英语趣味短故事，欢迎大家阅读!

　轻松英语趣味短故事：各有所长

A foreigner applied for citizenship paper in New York. The judge asked him, "Do you want to be made a citizen of the United States?" The foreigner replied, "Yes, Mr. Judge."

Then the judge said, "I must examine you, do you know how many states are in the Union?" The foreigner answered, "Mr. Judge, I think I should talk to you that each man has his merits. You know your business so you know how many states are in the Union. I know my business, so I know how many bananas are in a bunch."

有个外国人在纽约申请美国公民身份的证件。法官为他：“你想成为美国公民吗?” 外国人回答说：“是的，法官先生。”

法官说：“那我要考考你。你知道美国有多少个州吗?”外国人回答说：“法官先生，我想应该和你讲一下，人是各有所长的，你懂你的业务，所以你知道美国有多少个州，我懂我的业务，所以我知道一串香蕉有多少只。”

　轻松英语趣味短故事：一个计策

An old man visited a doctor to consult as to what he should do,. The doctor gave him some instructions.

The old man shook his head and started to leave the office. The doctor said: "Sir, you forget to pay me." "Pay you for what?" said the old man. The doctor replied: "For myadvice."

"No, sir, no, sir," the old man replied, "I am not going to take it."

有个老头去找医生咨询，问他该怎么做，医生给他提了一些建议。

老头摇摇头就要离开诊室。医生说：“先生，你忘记了付费了。”“付什么费呀?”老头说。医生回答说：“付咨询费给我呀。”

老头说：“不啦，先生，我没有打算接受你的意见。”

轻松英语趣味短故事：受不了了

A traveler came to a small Middle Western town. He decided to stay for a few days.

When he was about to write his name on the hotel register, he saw a bedbug crawling across the page.

"It is really unbearable," he said, flinging down the pen. "I've been bitten by fleas in Missouri, mosquitos in Jersey, horse flies in Kansas-but this is the first place I was ever in where abug looked over the hotel register to find out the number of my room. Why, where on earth I should go!"

有个旅行家来到中西部的一个小市镇。他决定留下待几天。

当他正要在旅店的登记薄上签名时，看到有个臭虫从单子上爬过去。

他就扔下手中的笔说：“真受不了了，我在密苏里被跳蚤咬过，在西泽被蚊子咬过，在堪萨斯被马蝇咬过—而在这里会有一个臭虫到登记台来找我的房间号码，我还是第一次遇到呢。