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![开心一笑: Why Is He Howling 他嚎啥呢]()
Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！......
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![开心一笑:丑女 An Ugly Woman]()
Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.迈克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。Mary:Whywasthat?玛丽：为什么会那样呢？Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.迈克：她根本就......
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![开心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潜规则]()
AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
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![开心一笑:这就叫"重听"]()
Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一个人对另一个人说：“这天......
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![开心一笑:逼真的戏剧太假了]()
WhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineperformance......
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![开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
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![开心一笑:吵架可以减肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![开心一笑:不同的飞机,同样的结果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![开心一笑:不能回答的问题]()
Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
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![开心一笑:我们快点装死]()
我们快点装死，熊来了，有危险！结果被熊活埋了……......
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![第63期 周末一笑]()
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![西班牙语冷笑话：你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？]()
-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！声明：双语文章中，中文翻译仅代表译者个人观点，仅供参考。如有不妥之处，欢迎指正。未经......
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![开心一笑: 如此增加运动量]()
医生让我先生每天要做双倍的运动，所以他现在用两只手换电视频道。......
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![开心一笑:痴心电脑狂]()
Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun：Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气！太阳：来外面透透气吧，克里斯!克里斯:决不！(关上窗户，继续玩电脑)......
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![开心一笑:用书来偿还生命]()
ALifeforaLife以“命”抵命TheEnglishauthor,RichardSavage,wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife,butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops,andSav......
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![开心一笑:迷上wifi的小鸟]()
He'sgotwifi.他连上wifi了……......
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![开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
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![开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大纲]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说......
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![开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼大纲]()
Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一个人去看医生，说：“医生，不管我碰哪里，都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”医生问：“什么意思啊？”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
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![开心一笑:我的爸爸更加强壮!]()
WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威尔说：“喏，你知道太平洋吗？就......
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![每日一句口语 第2333期:被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑,这是一种自信]()
每日一句口语：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑，这是一种自信。【知识点讲解】disdainedv.鄙视(disdain的过去式和过去分词)；不屑于做，不愿意做；例句：Idisdained......
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![开心一笑:现代生活 MODERN LIFE]()
Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
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![开心一笑:太黑了,我看不见]()
Aftersupper,theparentswerebusyplayingmah-jongwiththeguests.AtthispointthemotherthoughtofsomethingandsaidtohersonwhowaswatchingTV,"Honey,goseeifthekitchenlightisonornot?"Afterawhile,hersonreturnedandsa......
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![开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场]()
Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
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![第496期:国外那些让你会意一笑的酸奶问候语]()
One：YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.这个女人的酸奶盖儿点亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有话要说。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.盖子Two：snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
