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2017-05-06Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校园里流传着......
开心一笑:英语笑话:区别
2017-05-06"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
开心一笑:多吃些鱼
2017-06-09开心一笑:请朋友吃饭 Friend for Dinner
2017-04-17Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!Iknowallthat.Thenwhydidyouinvitea......
开心一笑: The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一个声名狼藉的......
开心一笑:英语笑话:基本原则
2017-05-06OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......
开心一笑:错献殷勤 Not Funny大纲
2017-05-24Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
开心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
2017-05-27ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
开心一笑:把钥匙给我...
2017-04-18AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
开心一笑:丑女 An Ugly Woman
2017-06-01Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.迈克:一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬。Mary:Whywasthat?玛丽:为什么会那样呢?Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.迈克:她根本就......
开心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
2017-05-28ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowat......
开心一笑:他真是一个大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
开心一笑:牧师如何对付蝙蝠
2017-05-27Threepastors三个牧师的故事Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI'vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I'vetriedeverything—noise,......
开心一笑:痴心电脑狂
2017-06-07Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun:Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气!太阳:来外面透透气吧,克里斯!克里斯:决不!(关上窗户,继续玩电脑)......
开心一笑:那个"甜嘴"老公的真相
2017-04-18Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀请到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯,也是请客的主人......
开心一笑:误解的悲剧
2017-06-09开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?
2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说:不,夫人,这会儿没有,一时半会儿看来也不会有。H......
开心一笑:在厨房能帮助老爸减肥
2017-06-06开心一笑:如何判断你是否有脚臭
2017-06-05开心一笑:惯用方法
2017-06-04开心一笑:学习一门外语的重要性
2017-06-01Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天,一只猫妈妈领着4只小猫在路上走,却遇到了一只大狗。小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团,这时猫妈妈吼出了一......
开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
开心一笑:它们也不敢吭一声
2017-08-30Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?大纲
2017-05-24Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......